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youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

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hilloween:

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niallwardvevo:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

HE’S BACK

THE GOD

a prostitute

(via brititsh)

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: marvelcolm, via holy-eskimo-batman)

paramoreupdates:

@xchadballx: Teenage Mutant Target Turtle…. Hayley in half shell!

(via pqramore)

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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swagitsune:

An actual 12-year old Derek Hale.

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